this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago
[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago

And we could shorten that to neurotic!

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

"I'm neuro-erotic" has somewhat different connotations though.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Erotic pillows or IED? Your guess is as good as mine!

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago

This makes the practice of calling feral kittens ‘spicy’ a lot more suspect…

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Sex stuff shouldn't be spicy anyway. At no point during sex is anything synonymous with chemical reactions causing nerve endings to experience a searing burn sensation.

I mean, there could be, but that's probably an indicator to get your bits and pieces checked by a doctor.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I think spicy is saying hot, like sexy

Apparently you've never heard of figging.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

You are doing it wrong then

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apparently we had umami fries with erotic mayonnaise last night. Might have to tell the chef to update their menu.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

were we at the same place? the sexy sexy roll was pretty good

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That would be funny.

Did someone from another table take a group photo at your request?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe? My wife usually does. There were... Nine of us?

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Above or below the equator?

I'll say. Hiyoooo

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 6 days ago

That’s an erotic meatball!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

"Haha I'm neuro-erotic....aw man that just circles back to neurotic :("

[–] amio@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gotta love "Rob Beckett in a wig", as she prefers to be called 😆

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

They're erotic because they have no wings; all legs and breasts.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Try our new Nashville erotic chicken sandwich.

[–] Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 3 points 6 days ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver When I'm finished with that food, it will look like an X-rated movie.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 6 days ago

The eroticism must flow.