this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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expecting hendrix. or the text. it's just hung like that so must be blocked. aww

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[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"We are getting your experience ready"

... It's text. It's not an "experience", it's a news article. And why the fuck does it need to "get ready"? It's text, it's usually the fastest thing to load, either you have it loaded or you don't.

God, I fucking hate modern websites.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago

I hate how bloated the slopnet has become

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

GeoCities on dialup was a better experience than this

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Getting what experience ready? What experience do you mean? We’re talking about bugs that make you shit. Is that the experience? Are getting ready to make me experience shit bugs? I don’t want to experience shit bugs. Stop getting that experience ready!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Nope sorry, you’ll take this experience and you’ll like it!

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

Not just shit butt shit your guts out

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago

Is this Anubis?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Shitpost, indeed!

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago

nbncnews dot com. making up a story based on facts i'm sure.