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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

I kinda wanna say Batman. He is just cycling through his trauma by using his wealth to beat up a lot of mentally ill people in Gotham.

I'd say he's the worst because he could use his wealth for social programs and improve the quality of life for eveyone in Gotham. Instead he just beats up bad guys (and refuses to kill known serial murders that get out of jail and murder more every so often). He doesn't want to solve the problem. He wants to use his wealth to live out his fantasy.

Don't give me that BS about killing is the one thing Batman won't do because blah blah blah.....he doesn't mind breaking all the other laws when different actions would be better for people, but he doesn't want to kill someone that will murder again. Don't half ass your 'I'm above the law shit' either you can go beat up people and administer the judgement you see fit, or don't go beating up criminals.

You can't eat your cake and have it too.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Dog Welder?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 50 minutes ago

Uncle Ruckus' Jesus

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 16 hours ago

Captain Obvious

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Who came up with Person Man?

Degraded man, Person Man.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

This one is overtly spicy and not in the good way, but it came from a segment of Whose Line.

Tap for spoilerKnee grow man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xprcZIebshk&t=132

[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Spider-man creates all his own villians, one way or the other

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Tom Holland's version is just cleaning up Tony Stark's messes