this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 47 minutes ago

Always happy to see that you're having a good time, violet

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

„Making out“

„Nothing physical“

I mean...

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Once I made a male cum with just my leg

He was dog tho

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

This is shitpost not cumpost. Get it together.

/s

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Come on now... OP put the nationality in there

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

It's happened to cum'st of us

don't judge

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 56 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

glad the trip to Seoul is going swimmingly Violet

keep us posted

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 33 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

i also already made some local female friends and they’re taking me to a jjimjilbang😌

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago

It's a really nice experience to go with friends :-)

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 49 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

he apologized and said he hasn’t had any action in a while, got overly excited, and finds me too hot🤯

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Mans sounds sexually oppressed I think you should unshackle him

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

She said Korean

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago

The whole culture seems sexually repressed, if you look at it. The internet loves to joke about holding hands being the culmination of porn, but it feels like they treat anything beyond touching hands as sexual

Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago

Glad youre enjoying life violet 💀

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How are the Korean classes going?

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

great

lots of fun

started yesterday & i have them in the morning

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

That is so me (i'm not korean or dad aged)

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 11 points 16 hours ago

It's all in the mind lol

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 15 hours ago

Sounds like a fun time tbh

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Second time I'm reading and commenting on a post with this exact topic.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Welcome to lemmy. Crossposts as far as the eye can see.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago

Might as well rename lemmy into crossings