I need to figure out this mental makeouts technique you have and use it on my wife. She's across the room right now and she currently suspects nothing. Any tips?
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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Do the dishes, instant panty dropper.
Always happy to see that you're having a good time, violet
„Making out“
„Nothing physical“
I mean...
Once I made a male cum with just my leg
He was dog tho
I think the dog did it to himself.
Like we had this outside stray. It, uh, really liked this blanket we left out in a bin for him to sleep in. Kept fucking that damn blanket.
It's happened to cum'st of us
don't judge
This is shitpost not cumpost. Get it together.
/s
Come on now... OP put the nationality in there
glad the trip to Seoul is going swimmingly Violet
keep us posted
i also already made some local female friends and they’re taking me to a jjimjilbang😌
It's a really nice experience to go with friends :-)
he apologized and said he hasn’t had any action in a while, got overly excited, and finds me too hot🤯
Mans sounds sexually oppressed I think you should unshackle him
She said Korean
The whole culture seems sexually repressed, if you look at it. The internet loves to joke about holding hands being the culmination of porn, but it feels like they treat anything beyond touching hands as sexual
Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭
Glad youre enjoying life violet 💀
How are the Korean classes going?
great
lots of fun
started yesterday & i have them in the morning
That is so me (i'm not korean or dad aged)
It's all in the mind lol
Sounds like a fun time tbh
Second time I'm reading and commenting on a post with this exact topic.
Welcome to lemmy. Crossposts as far as the eye can see.
Might as well rename lemmy into crossings