Technology

Where do I get the job to market Apple Glasses?

-Smallest chip yet, the Dragon-Enigma chip! -Ten state of the art 8 megapixel cameras more than any other product on the market! -External flashlights. You now can have a flashlight that is directed right where you are looking! -Saffire lens -Water resistant -'Always on' feature provided 1 month of battery when idle. 30 minutes of battery life when in use. -Glasses are integrated into the Apple universe allowing you to see notifications right on your glasses! *not guaranteed to work consistently

With Apple’s moral freefall soon to be meeting the levels of every other big corpo, GrapheneOS is starting to look really appealing

If the 2027 AirPods and AI pin/pendant, both expected to come with cameras (or at least an optimally placed microphone bug), are anything to go by: "the cameras ... are not designed for taking photos and videos, and will instead send information about the wearer's surroundings [including any others in it] to Siri."

Phew... I'm soo relieved the data is just being fed straight to Siri.

with focus on privacy

"We, and our 2974 partners care about your privacy so we made this new spy device"

Go fuck yourself, Apple.

I genuinely don't understand how there's a market for pedo glasses

Guys, check it out! I did it! Privacy respecting smartglasses!

As far as I'm concerned the best way of making smart glasses with a focus on privacy is to not make them at all. Or at least don't stick a camera on it.

Oxymoron of the century.

If they really cared about privacy, they wouldn't include a camera.

Did they mention if they were focusing on preserving or destroying privacy?

It's all about redefining terms.

"You give your data to us. All of them, of course. Because, what else. When we have all your data, then we are able to protect your data better than you are. This is called data privacy"

Now tinted, to protect the users privacy!

Well, it doesn’t take a genius to assume the existence of the Vision Pro suggests work on the Vision Non-Pro had begun.

Too bad the current iteration will never see the light of day, for obvious reasons

man - hope this doesn’t come true - we don’t need this slop

First apple tag, now this. Apple must really love the creepy stalkers they cater to.

If it automatically blurs out the face and body of everybody unless they explicitly gave permission to be recorded by that user through an app or site, and on a base level before the feed goes to any app, then you can have some semblance of privacy.