this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thought that was a pizza covered in beans which frankly would have been a new low.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Frankly and beans?

I see what you did there!

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

No, if you knock it over it holds nothing you useless prat! God dammit this is why we can never have anyone over! Ten years. Ten. Years! I kept thinking, maybe this is the time you'd be able to- to- fuck it. It's not worth it anymore. I'm done. I think I've been over this for a while now, but it's real now. You can be here, with your cans and your beans and your fucking shit mess everywhere! Without me.

No, it's fine. It's fine! You just go do exactly what you want. What you've always done. Just without me now. It'll be even easier for you. Goodbye.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feels weird with the amount of lemmy promotion lately.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Definitely ~~not~~ a psyop by the big bean industrial complex.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can post beans anywhere on the fediverse, but it's problematic to support Russia's war on Ukraine.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

usually if you say “orc” or “Vatnik” it summons them…

edit: also “Ivan”