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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh shit. Oh no.

Im that guy who fixes small engines and computers.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My cousin has become Kevin. She got a big old van for her 2 kids. It has split duty now. Although she doesn't do any of the moving and the price is a full tank of gas.

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this that communism/neighborhood community thing everybody keeps talking about?

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago

That is very wholesome. Also all of the quotes have a very funny American accent in my head.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like this premise could make an entertaining movie if you figured out the 3 act structure

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

in my experience, this is also how 3d printers work.....

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[–] Outdated4134@piefed.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This must be downvoted because it is absolutely not a shitpost.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish there was a community for it, like cool bro shit.

Or Maybe wholesome memes?

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In Australia the price is beer. If it's a small job, one or two beers, either while doing the job or at the end, big job means a whole case of beer per person. Everyone would think there was something wrong with you if you provided only pizza.

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[–] axus@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Two decades later, I still regret the temporary back injury a friend sustained helping me to load my heavy desk into a truck I rented.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So we've re-derived living in a community from first principles?

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[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm in halifax, Nova Scotia, if someone knows a guy, let me know

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] Newhere@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Same way works in eastern Europe. And especially if you give away furniture to get new one,you can ask person who gets your old stuff to help you to bring a new stuff. As a female, this always worked for me.
Only once I paid something like 50 eur for sofa delivery, because it was during week that I had to pick up from private on certain time and friends were working.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. You know how I got a guy for everything? Well, they're all in New York. My suit guy, my shoe guy, my ticket guy, my club guy. And if I don't have a guy for something, then I have a guy guy to get me a guy. And oddly enough, his name is Guy.

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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

This is a beautiful piece of art, I like how not having a truck didn't make you useless.

I'm not American we're not big on trucks here, unless you're an independent contractor they do have trucks even though they don't really fit our country haha.

But if someone needs help to move something and you can't supply the car, you're instantly considered useless and never involved in anything from that moment on. Doesn't even matter if you can move the whole couch by yourself.

You're excluded. It's a peaceful life, but it gets lonely at times.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I live in the other part of America where you just hire someone.

When I talk about hiring someone, many people in other America nearly gasp.

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