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It is good when people help each other. It warms a truck when a community sticks by each other.

Shit like this is why I love the punk scene. The punk scene is like the idealized small American town, for you may one day be asked to help someone you barely know and do it without a second thought. Why wouldn't you help someone who needs it. You know damn well that when the time comes and you too need help, it will be found.

I have pulled on my network of comrades to make sure someone got a phone. This was done for the price of food and fellowship.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 259 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I am the guy with the truck.

The truck is proof that Americans can and will accept socialism.

It's brocialism.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (13 children)

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it... Communityism.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (47 children)

The crazy part is it doesn't matter who you voted for, everyone on both sides would generally love to help their neighbor and would offer a hand. It's just when people get involved in the macro sense that they get filled with hate and anger. Makes me sad. Let's just all move couches.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Conservatives are often nice to people they know. The in-group. The problem is when it's a scary other. So they'll let Jose couch surf for a week while he sorts out his housing situation, because he's a good guy down on his luck, but they'll rage against Those People getting anything.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

That's my understanding too. It's like empathy just ends at one's own line of sight. If I can't see it or touch it, there may be something wrong with it. It's infuriating.

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 187 points 1 week ago (12 children)

No matter where you come from , once you can say "I know a guy" you're an American.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I may not know a guy, but I know a guy who knows a guy

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

You got a guy guy? Nice

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 165 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The American lower-working class economy is predominantly favor and goodwill-based, yes. Pain in the ass sometimes but also more fun imo. Community is important to keep alive.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 138 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Not just American. It's poor people's economy everywhere. American working class has more in common with working class in every other nation than American wealth class. The real division in the world is class division, everything else is distraction.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 34 points 1 week ago

This exactly. There's an inversion when having money is more convenient than having contacts and doing small favors, and that inversion turns people into lonely cunts.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 128 points 1 week ago (11 children)

This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 71 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Most of us are just regular, friendly people who are glad to help out if needed. There are pockets of shit people who thrive on hate, but that's true for any country.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 101 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I miss work for trade...

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

"Today you... Tomorrow me..."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

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[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (17 children)
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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the guys that frequently move furniture describe you are "strong for your size", that is a powerful compliment.

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[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 week ago

It's so refreshing to see goodvibe things from the US :D

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago

This is the way.

You engage in the economy of helping people to move stuff. One person has a dolly, another has a truck, they come, they move the thing, you pay in pizza and at least one IOU of "I'll be there for you next time".

When the time comes you are enlisted, you go, you help, you recieve pizza.

The cycle continues.

This is the way.

This is the only way.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 53 points 1 week ago
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am "the guy" at my kids' schools. I love it. When they need a last minute volunteer for something, they know how to reach me.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Fyi, if you are moving one piece of furniture, sure get the truck guy and a couple buddies. If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers. (Unless you and your buddies are in their 20s)

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My friend is a ring leader for these types of guys. He knows like 15 guys with a truck and at least another 30 with arms. He’s able to get a lot of projects done around the neighborhood.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yeah, I was Tony last week. But instead of pizza I was paid in beer. Good deal, would do again

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was always the guy with the truck. For a couple years I was the guy with the minivan with no back seats in lieu of a truck, but now I'm back to being the guy with the truck amongst my circles. I didn't know how much I liked being that guy until I wasn't.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Until now, trucks seemed to be linked to toxic masculinity. Turns out, the guys just want to be part of the community.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

IIRC, Japan_Nobunaga is a slop account.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is the most American thing I have read in my life. I have lived for more than half a century, some of it in several different US states.

Seriously, if anyone asks what the US is like, show them this post. It’s perfect.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago

This is 0% shitpost and 100% wholesome.

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Been aware of this unwritten rule for a number of years. The people who ask me for help do not. They insult the tradition by trying to give me money...stunch refusal gets me strange looks but invites to weekend bbqs.

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