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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BMW drivers will never experience it

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because they don't use their indicators?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

they listen to music with alternate time signatures

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Because the indicator stalk broke.

I'm only half kidding. BMW's been using basically the exact same indicator stalk design for decades and that thing has a flaw where the button at the end of the stalk breaks because its wires snap after years of rubbing against the inside of the stalk. I had to repair mine twice.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

since i was a kid, whenever i am sitting in a turning lane, i look for a car with their signal perfectly matched with mine. it finally happened in my mid twenties and i scared the shit outta my wife because i yelled "FUCK YEAHHH" and she had no idea what was going on lmao. only had it happen that once.

[–] greenhorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's 2026 and the car still can't automatically adjust the blinker to match the BPM of the music, what are we even doing

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Fuck I really wish I did not live in a place where the transit is so atrocious that having a personal vehicle is basically a requirement to exist.

Fuuuuuuck.

Fleeting experience since it always starts drifting

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

120 BPM. Will also sync with 60 and 240 BPM tracks. 180 BPM will sort of work, but it'll be out of phase.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"No Son of Mine" by Genesis is pretty good for this. I caught it randomly on a radio station and I was delighted.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

50 Cent - "hate it or over it" with my wife's Tesla Y syncs up almost perfectly.