this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I appreciate how there's no concept of karma on lemmy like there is on reddit. You don't have to care about losing/not gaining karma so you can make silly posts like this one.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago

Thank you for clicking for Cousin Alf :(

[–] j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

STOP UPCLICKING, YOU ARE KILLING COUSIN ALF

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My client says this is "controversial", how disgusting!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most controversial post in Funhole actually!

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel good about myself, truly I have had a positive impact on the world today

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

Everything will be okay! Thank you for saving Cousin Alf!

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ohno, I can't downvote - someone downvote this for me please

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy admins right now: "why are so many people f5-ing this one thread...?"

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not our admin! Thank you for helping save Cousin Alf :(

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What happens if it's unbalanced positive?

What happens if it's unbalanced negative?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather not find out :(

Thanks for engaging with Cousin Alf's best friend Richie Miller content.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh no it's at +10 how can I donate additional downclicks?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's out of our hands now, old friend :(

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

Not enough!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I know how much you miss it, the content calibration post. I miss it too, but we have to let go

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

Do you? Whenever I go to the top of the all time mountain overlooking Funhole Peaks, I see that bong lady parked in the spot where Cousin Alf used to play. Cheerful, hopeful.. bringing everyone together to calibrate their engagement.

I miss him so much.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

It's very likely. Thanks for engaging!

[–] pita@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Sweet! Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“People” out here are trying to send Alf caterwauling down from the atmosphere. Save m’boy Alf!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you for fighting to save Cousin Alf :(

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it is balanced at 0, is is my duty to do nothing?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Unless you want Cousin Alf to die!

[–] f0rrest@mstdn.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

@pmjv the software i'm using does not provide the mechanism to save him, i'm so sorry

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

:( Thank you for killing Cousin Alf.

[–] misk@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I tend to downclick anyone asking for upclicks even when joking. Thankfully at the time of content engagement there was an click imbalance that required downclicks to correct. Close call, I’d have to downclick you otherwise.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

Bless you! And thank you for saving Cousin Alf!

[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well, I did my duty and downclicked for Cousin Alf

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Thank you <3

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

🫡 downclick for cousin Alf!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I will pray for him while pooping!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Thank you :(

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(