Also, this is just plain wrong.

A greentext that's wrong? Highly unlikely.

The weird definition of intelligence they are using (how to succeed in life) does kind of cover that. The definition of what success is, and the millions of ways of achieving it covers just about all variations.

Should be word of the decade.

Zach is like Randall Munroe for people who prefer eyes to not be attached to heads 🤩

Is this an egg meme?

Rrrreallly setting the bar high, are we?

At least OP said women and not “females”

Weaponised schizophrenia

It's more that intelligence implies success rather than success implies intelligence.

Actual intelligence boosts chances for success, but it is not required for success.

It's just correct enough for the tiny quipy descriptor to get to the real takedown after.

Also this is 4chan, grade on a curve.

What is success? Being surrounded by people you love and trust? Living life without regret? Sitting on hoards and hoards of money? Planting an endangered tree?

Asking the important questions.

Some thirst trap which is ironic since she's holding a drink

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why are dudes like this

Dudes are individuals whose personalities differ from person to person.

Impossible. If women had choices, then they'd have a diversity of off-spring with a wide spectrum of forms, traits, and behaviors.

We know that can't be the case, because all men are identical and perfectly interchangeable, except for a tiny variance in peak performance which they use to sort themselves from Sigma to Omega for the purpose of obtaining Da Big Sequesy to produce more Sigma clones.

The intelligence is stored in the boobs.

I wouldn't put too much stock into the jock versus nerd stereotypes.

Life isn't an RPG with stats that come at the cost of other stats. Being bad at sports doesn't make someone more likely to be good at school (if anything, the correlation might run the other way). And charisma, ambition, intelligence, physical appearance, athleticism, work ethic, are all distinct factors that sometimes feedback on each other, and feed into things like wealth, happiness, attractiveness, etc.

"Just don't pick an red-hatred idiot" took me a sec to parse.

Ffs, you were so quick with the snarky remark that you dont even understand that suceeding in life means a lot of different things to a lot of diferent People.

The definition you gave is your own and for me it reveals a skweded perspective of what means sucess, adaptation or intelligence.

Yes, it is. Someone who can do well in society and their lives while being generally good to those around them is often considered a good catch.

Thinking that anyone who succeeds in life in our society must be one of the like, less than 10% who are ghouls is odd.

What about the women that is into pepe lore or WW2 theory?

They are irrelevant, because they are both Fake and Gay

They don't exist. If women get into pepe lore or WW2 they grow male genitalia. It's not well documented but it happens quite a lot. The body starts producing massive amounts of testosterone and the stress ages and disfigures the women and also effects their memory. Most of the male incels on 4chan are former super models who got exposed to pepe lore or WW2.