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If we all agreed to this when google was handing out invite only keys to gmail, then maybe we could've made a difference

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No, we must solve this issue. You need to understand that nobody here understands the difference between fiction and reality.

You can learn to make that beep with your mouth and then beep when you sneeze or are in pain

No it's a calling

Beans are leftists because they're a cheap and efficient source of protein and nutrients. I love you guys

I prefer to call him Elmo Musk but Elon Muppet is pretty good too.

I'm too lazy to check if I'm on the list but I wouldn't mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.

Cats paid for those services with their lives

If we all bought each other's underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.

I bought some other dude's used underwear. You gotta pay it forward

No, you're cooked. Tonight at 10 there will be two ogres in linux t-shirts at your door. They'll escort you to the lemmy dungeon where you'll spend the rest of your life.