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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 72 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.

I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

That's not fair. I've posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn't get a block.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Bake him away, toys.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!!!!!!!! (/S)

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.

I made this like right after it happened.

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[–] theolodis@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who's the original me?

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 7 points 4 days ago

Im not an alt you guys are

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 79 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Im so offended that im not

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Here I'll help get you on.

Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

It means "people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings" whether or not there was any interaction.

That's not a jab, it's what happened.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.

[–] Mr_Fish 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like "fuck" or "perchance" one too many times.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

it makes sense, you can't just say "perchance"

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there's the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago

Hehehehehhe rub

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[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Were you eating seeds as a pastime activity?

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what Tesseract even is but Im on the list.

[–] kspes@eviltoast.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Same! I barely have a few posts on lemmy up to this point, what gives :D

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

Ooooh turns it out I'm on it!

Though to be fair I've probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Admiral Patrick is just huffing too much dead internet theory

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Thank you, how do I get banned? I'm feeling left out...

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry! You're a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn't upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!

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You just gotta have morally correct opinions. Source: I’m blocked.

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[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I bet it was the fish that got me on the list.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I have some ideas. I can be very vocal about certain subjects, and there are just certain types of people I cannot tolerate or take seriously.

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I don't know what I said but I hope it was some of the vile shit I was spewing about Mitch McConnell. That would just make it sweeter.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there a list somewhere we can check because this has gone on long enough that I’m curious

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The list

Use your browser/client to "find on page".

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Looks like I'm not on the list. Tbh I don't really understand what is going on here. I'm very out of the loop.

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