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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
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- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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Insane Clown Restricted Covenant
Toolbox
Exodus
John Lion Mellensettlement
Fleetwood Tarp
Neil Middle-Aged (& Rehabilitated Horse)
Significantly Improved Straits
Venga Men
Kate Topiary
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Tools
Peanut Eminem
Quite Shady
snoop horsey horse
canons and trees
def Liger
Smashing Planets
Hugey mids
Big Wayne,John,pimp,etc.
stone templa captains
funny thread!
john tiger beachballcamp
def liger had me
Johnsin Park
- Jackdad 5
- Daft Grown Up
- M-Sync
- Backboulevard Boys
- Actinoidica
- Arctic Apes
- King
- Gold Zeppelin
- The Sliding Doors
- The Why
- U3
- The Velvet Overground
- Fleetlog Mac
- The Cee Gees
- BCCB
- Rifles N' Lotuses
- Streaminghead
- Ten Inch Nails
- Ultratramp
- Formidable Jovi
- Sex Missiles
- Soundpark
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deadmau6
livemic9
Simon and Garfunkel and Oats
All my life, I've been good
Do what my mom and dad and God say I should
Go to church and neon school
And don't disturb the sound of silence
Powerman Over 9000
Avenged Tenfold
Alkaline Quartet
L.S. Mountains
Circa Thrive
Soundfarm
Her Grace Gaga
6 Months to Mars
Johann Sebastian Fluss
Jimi Cockdrix
Ginormous Attack
Bar Fighters
Muddy Summerplain
Cornermall
Nordic Mansion Crime Syndicate
Kate Tree
DVD Dreams
David Balistaie
Fury Against The Factory
Parsecs Davis
Tenacious E
Shiny Real Guns
Warmplay
I'm one upping so hard that I'm doing song names, too.
System of an Up - Toximetropolis
System of Downs - Whole Suey
System of All Downs - Tarantulas (or Clock Spiders)
Found in Hollywood
Landings
Open Bomb Bar
Deer Semi-Formal
Greenweek - City of Repaired Realities
Stone School Pilots - The (Male) Goose
Tool and a Skilled Worker - 46 and 3
Duran Duran Duran
The Entire Front-of-House Staff
Weezest
The Spice Communities
Aces of Several Bases
Green Fortnight
Radiocorpus
Still The Tallest Man on Earth But Now He's Put On a Little Weight 'Round the Middle
Jimi Hendrices
Edit: thought of some more:
All the Keys on the Whole Piano
Lengthy Meandering Diatribes to Cleo
Mouse with Newfound Self-Confidence
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... I may have deviated from the prompt on some of these, but:
Nine Hundred Million Inch Nails
Aesop Tectonic Plate
Sound Rainforest
Black Passover/Pesach
Neutral Milk Hotel Chain
The Grand Mal Seizures (The Strokes lol)
Vanilla Ice-9
The Beastie Full Grown Adult-Ass Men
Johnny Bank Vault
Led Aerostat Armada
Chuck Bramble
The Mama's Mamas and the Papa's Papas
Neil Eternal
The Dead Kennedy-Fitzgerald-Bouviers
Judas Clergy
Iron Harem
Motörhydra
Insane Clown Sheriff's Department
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The Panacea
John Colplane
Imogen Pile
The Week
Bruno Earth
Ludwig van Beethautoclave
~~Ludwig van Beethautoclave~~ Ludwig truck Beethautoclave
Oh my god. "Truck" was RIGHT there!
You could have also used "lorry"
As a Britisher, I would have indeed used lorry. Or Ludwig man with a van Beethoven
Ludwig lorry Beethkiln
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Barenaked Harem
Radiostation
Rage Against the Factory
City of Maniacs
The Smiths Family Reunion
Nancy Sinatra and Her Dad
The Caravan
The Righteous Brothers and Sisters OR The Righteous Family OR The Church
Adultmetal
The Legs
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Powerman 6000
Rob Necromancer
Hard Bizkit
Toolshed
Mixed Vegetables
Dollar back
Static - Z
Bowline and Anchor
It just occurred to maybe Ariana Grande's NAME gives her some sort of subconscious big-fatness complex, contributing to her anorexia.
Blink 183
Toad the Soaked Gearbox
Cubepusher
World
Skeletoncoven
Emperor Missile
Devin Citysend
The Men
Grapefruit Satan
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The The The
Greater White