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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

[–] grandma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

g e k o n o l i s e e r d

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ik weet gelijk wat voor fiets jij hebt.

[–] herrpfad@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bet they are actually both trying to figure out which one is the killer queen, dynamite, with a laser beam.

I fear this quandry is guaranteed to blow your mind.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's not really about the bike riding, it's about the fat bottom ladies who'll be riding today

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Brian wrote lyrics for Fat Bottomed Girls. I was always wondering how was it for Freddie to sing it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Freddie also liked women, though we don't know his position on ones with fat bottoms

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Eh, I'd think it's like me singing Katy Perry "I hope my boyfriend don't mind it", essentially just a silly line

Edit: also just looking it up, he was bi-sexual, so I guess he likes fat bottomed girls too

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

His girlfriend Mary had a normal-sized bottom.

They make the rocking world go round.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Look out for those beauties, oh yeah.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was bi so he was probably thinking about riding his bicycle while she was riding him.

Jade give two rides

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

β€œI’ll bet he’s thinking about other girls.”

I wouldn’t worry about that.

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Wasn't he thinking about both other girls and other guys?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

What about fat-bottomed girls?

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Such an abusive relationship, can't even have his own free time. I imagine he must want to break free from it.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once he does, she won't be able to stop him.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But she might be able to tie his mother down.

Oooo he'll wish he had never been born at all

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

NOM are great, but in this case I prefer BlΓΌmchen's cover (unfortunately not in any way composed by BlΓΌmchen, as she was sixteen at the time of the release).

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Once my sister showed me this, it has been baked into my brain every time I hear Bicycle song.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Paseka can not be unheard.

[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What am I looking at chief

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

If by any chance you don't feel perplexed enough by that, check out 'Entertainers' Choir of the Conductors Reserve'.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

A musical post ironic interpretation on the song in question.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

You can't just woosh someone without explaining the low flying queer aircraft

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 17 points 1 day ago

Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 12 points 1 day ago

Something, something fat bottom girls?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

β™«οΈŽ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! β™ͺ

🎼I want to ride my bike.