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[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 2 months ago

It's not really about the bike riding, it's about the fat bottom ladies who'll be riding today

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

They make the rocking world go round.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Look out for those beauties, oh yeah.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Brian wrote lyrics for Fat Bottomed Girls. I was always wondering how was it for Freddie to sing it.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eh, I'd think it's like me singing Katy Perry "I hope my boyfriend don't mind it", essentially just a silly line

Edit: also just looking it up, he was bi-sexual, so I guess he likes fat bottomed girls too

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

His girlfriend Mary had a normal-sized bottom.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Freddie also liked women, though we don't know his position on ones with fat bottoms

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“I’ll bet he’s thinking about other girls.”

I wouldn’t worry about that.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Wasn't he thinking about both other girls and other guys?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 months ago

What about fat-bottomed girls?

[-] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 14 points 2 months ago
[-] MrChewy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Such an abusive relationship, can't even have his own free time. I imagine he must want to break free from it.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Once he does, she won't be able to stop him.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 months ago

But she might be able to tie his mother down.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oooo he'll wish he had never been born at all

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago
[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

You can't just woosh someone without explaining the low flying queer aircraft

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bet they are actually both trying to figure out which one is the killer queen, dynamite, with a laser beam.

I fear this quandry is guaranteed to blow your mind.

[-] Ertain@feddit.online 12 points 2 months ago

Something, something fat bottom girls?

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He was bi so he was probably thinking about riding his bicycle while she was riding him.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Jade give two rides

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago
[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

NOM are great, but in this case I prefer Blümchen's cover (unfortunately not in any way composed by Blümchen, as she was sixteen at the time of the release).

[-] JustDorky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What am I looking at chief

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

A musical post ironic interpretation on the song in question.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If by any chance you don't feel perplexed enough by that, check out 'Entertainers' Choir of the Conductors Reserve'.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Once my sister showed me this, it has been baked into my brain every time I hear Bicycle song.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Paseka can not be unheard.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

♫︎ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! ♪

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub 🤷🏼‍♀️

[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] herrpfad@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

g e k o n o l i s e e r d

[-] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ik weet gelijk wat voor fiets jij hebt.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

🎼I want to ride my bike.

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