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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It’s because he’s actually slag.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If a guy won't tell you it's because he's igneous.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

You'll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.

[–] subgenius@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Primarily in jungle regions though.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He's none of those, he just tilts from side to side.

[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Pretty sure he's quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.

I he's one of those celebrities whose values are money.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

He is cemented into his position

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

WHAT KIND OF STONE????????

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 4 hours ago

He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Obviously metamorphic because he's also been a tree.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.