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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Donating money to food banks instead because they can make their money go further than you can prank

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to say this. Everyone I've ever talked to that worked at a food pantry has guaranteed me that they can get more food from $$$ than you can donate for the same $$$.

I'm sure that the economics could change, so if you can engage with you local food pantry and confirm their preference, that would be best. But, if you just want to drive-by donate $$$ > food >>> nothing.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

So you're saying that poor people don't want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago

No.

That is a separate and still valid point. Even if you are visiting a food bank, you still have all your same allergies, sensitivities, and preferences. The food bank itself will have a better idea of what they need to hand out.

I'm saying that even if the food bank needs 20 cans of cranberry sauce, instead of you buying for $$$ and donating them, it is better for you to donate $$$. The food bank can then buy the cranberry sauce for $$, and also buy some green beans for the leftover $. Your dollars buy more of everything when you give them to the book bank instead of buying the products yourself.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yo I want to eat those cans send them my way

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Damn FAM!!! Get 'em doggie!

[–] kesslerpartyatmyplace@anarchist.nexus 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I. Gonna prank some homeless people tonight by getting them high as fuck. I dosed a bunch of blunts with weed and I'm gonna go hand em out later.

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 18 hours ago

They never see it coming!!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine the look on their faces when they realise!

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Bro you ever do that prank where you help at the soup kitchen? But no cameras or anything. Just you pranking these hungry people by putting food on their plate!

Hahah gottem (fed)

[–] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Omg they gonna be so pissed!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago

I used to think pranks were harmless and funny but this is just sick

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Capitalism hates this one trick

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

on the contrary, they love that shit. Gives them an excuse not to legislate poverty away.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It's offloading the costs of reproduction and it's a contradiction. They need to lower their costs as much as possible while relying on others to not do that so they can always have fresh workers.

Note: it's more than just having kids; eating enough, studying, and sleeping are all parts of it.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 23 hours ago
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I want to make something like this for my place, maybe a few, but I’m afraid of them being vandalized because I live in a conservative area.

I’m considering killing two birds with one stone by making it clear that they are under surveillance… by the people across the street who have a ring camera, and those are part of the law enforcement network.

Also I’m basically always home so not that much of a concern, really, I guess.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

just add a Jesus somewhere on it or near it, or some bible verses about helping the unfortunate. If vandals do still vandalize, then they'll have to angry religious people to worry about

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] InGodWeThrust@quokk.au 1 points 7 hours ago

Ezekiel 23:20

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you think conservatives would vandalize it? I have a hard time imagining that happening in the conservative area I live in.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Because there's a few little libraries near my place, and when someone is caught vandalising them it's the kids of the conservative family (also the adults, but mostly the kids) in the neighborhood.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

As someone who lives in a highrise full of impoverished people, please stop pranking us with canned goods.

We have a pyramid of both canned and dry beans in the lobby. No one actually eats them, they just get thrown out to make room for more nonperishable goods the next food bank run.

I'd guess about 20% of what actually comes from food pantries and donations gets used and that's from perishable/frozen goods. We didn't get to this level of poverty by being pragmatic and resourceful.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 7 points 14 hours ago

That's sad to hear

Beans, rice, and potatoes are the major cornerstones of my diet.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 14 hours ago

Get the Sikhs around to make up a giant pot of stew for everyone.

[–] GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

(Sign) I wish, but it’s all we can do these days

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Don't feel bad. My neighbors aren't opting to starve, just fortunately live in an area with enough food resources that even in the lowest national income bracket we can be somewhat choosy.

I've thought about making bulk pet food out of all the waste, because presently it just accumulates until the pyramid gets ridiculous and has to be thrown out, but it's always there in the lobby just in case someone is at that point of mental illness or just broken in spirit that it might be their last resort. Or maybe their recipe calls for 10 pounds of of chic peas. Eh.

[–] GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Ok, what do you think the food banks should stock up on?

[–] molten@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

(Gone wrong)

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that one of Mamdani's new trash cans?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Fucking commie trash(cans).