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wholesome blåhaj

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.

[-] Cartilogen@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I'm here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫

[-] dregan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.

[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My shark is ride or die.

We got this.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 1 week ago
[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 week ago

But I’m laying on my belly…

🌌🦈

😧

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Killer Spacesharks attack from space!

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Is this you?

[-] ranzispa@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It didn't take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would've loved to be part of it!

Blåhaj moment :3

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago

Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Blahaj is here for you 🦈

[-] JayDee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Behind every successful person there is a shark

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand

[-] Lon3star@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?

Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who's supporting them and believing in them.

So we all support the support sharks.

[-] video@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Awww, thank you, shark 🥹

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Behind every great man is a shark.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago

I-i-it's YOU, isn't it⁉️

YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren't you ⁉️

T-t-thank you ☺️😍

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you, shark.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There’s also one in front of me

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Shit! We're surrounded!

[-] dregan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's also behind you. (unless you're one of those flat earther morons)

[-] SourDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And it's ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

The human that's behind you however...

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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