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archive: https://archive.is/OSPJp

truly incredible

as in, 0% credible

also, nice final para

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[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Those titles:

“Guns, Butter, and the Death of Empires: Strategic Choice and the Future of the American Republic” (24 pages)

“Digital Manipulation: An Exploration of Kripkean Dogmatism and Dark Triad Traits in Cryptocurrency Social Media Communities” (108 pages)

“When Forbearance Becomes Sanction: Semantic Capture and the Structural Collapse of Tolerance” (39 pages)

“Epistemic Scarcity: The Economics of Unresolvable Unknowns” (47 pages)

“Subcutaneous Adiposity and Its Correlation with Visible Penile Length: A Review of Anthropometric and Urological Literature” (24 pages)

Does this mean "do fat men have shorter or longer peni?"

“Neoliberalism and Doublespeak” (29 pages)

“Communism, Envy, and the Desire to Promote Toxic Equality” (9 pages)

“The Banality of the Monsterous” (sic, 6 pages)

“Bitcoin: The Most Law-Abiding System Ever Created” (16 pages)

Something smells fishy.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

It took me awhile to remember who Craig Wright was, and then recalled due to a sticker I stole that now lives on one of my motorcycle side cases.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

I remember this sticker appearing in the old Buttcoin site in the bad place, so when I came across it in the wild, I stole it because I love a well-done troll. Butter sticker with Craig Wright troll

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

Freed from the bounds of corporate responsibility, and now equipped with a University of Exeter library card

Lol

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

A New York Times profile describes how nChain staffers would “tape Dr Wright’s ramblings about obscure technical matters and then share the recordings with a staff of researchers, who were instructed to turn his musings into patents”.

so chatbots are "democratizing" whatever the fuck he was doing, and probably he's running gas town now instead

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 1 points 3 weeks ago

probably he’s running gas town now instead

from the kind of corporate sentiment shared there, it might be tear gas town

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