An itch in my brain wishes they'd drive off like 50 Cent
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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This bothered me too much, I caught it here so you don't have to.
Oh. Little disappointed honestly, I really hoped that was something really distasteful, like that bit in fight club
Yeah, not that talented (yet). My tools are unsophisticated still. I'll keep it in mind that @0ops@piefed.zip really wanted to see some dong single frame spliced into their memes. This was an unconsidered avenue. I appreciate the enlightenment.
Hey, don't reveal my engagement bait secrets like that! lol
Not sure what happened when I ran convert, but I figured it twitched enough on the screen to catch eyes 😉
What is 'shitposting?'.
Correct. You get $400. You have control, select the next category.
Sounding for $800, Alex.
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What is OP's asshole?
No, that is also incorrect.
The correct answer was: "What is a cocktail stirrer?"
SMCF, you still have control.
I guess this is the part where we disagree so we climb into the ceremonial gladiator cage, choose our weapons and have a fight to the death.
Personally I like to wait an hour after eating for my fights to the death to avoid cramping so I'll have my people contact your people and set up the meeting for about 2pm today.
Okay, Boo! See you soon 💋
How much you two charging for tickets?
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What is a pneumatic whisk?
No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It is a remarkable gadget, however: https://alexanderghent.com/air-whisk
OK, whatever dude