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Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much (metro.co.uk)
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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

So much innuendo in that article.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely incredible title actually. I've not seen a bigger click bait than this.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

But despite the swell of opposition,

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Would you say the writer was a master baiter?

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I yield. #threadender 👏🙇‍♂️

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s practically tumescent!

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

It will grow back nice and erect, as it has before.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If it lasts for more than 200 years, they will no doubt be contacting a tree doctor again.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, makes sense. Trees are reaching the end of life and need replanting. I, for one, hope they'll be able to erect more wood in the near future!

[-] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

Mourning Woods.

[-] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

and only the tip remains

Just the tip?

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The bummer is that it looks to me like it's the balls that remain. d'oh

[-] dickalan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

fuuuuck the ads on that site

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

You know you're talented if they have to get it lopped off once you've finished.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

they should have put it on m69

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Tiger's new nickname is kinda on the nose and I'm not sure whether that's due to truthfulness, flexibility, or both.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A little glanscaping to spruce up the site seems like a good idea. I hear a trim can make it look bigger too.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

it will look nothing like a ‘T’ in a few years if we don’t.

Oh yeah, it was T shaped alright

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