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[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

It's a pack of imaginary people because the whole alpha wolf thing isn't actually a thing.

[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder who the Alpha Alpha is. Who's the beta alpha!?!

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

does the sigma own them?

[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

A confederation, presumably.

[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

“When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”

-someone on the Internet, not me

[-] yumtoasty@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Service pack male > RTM male > Release preview male > Beta male > Alpha male

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

That's why I aim to be the LTR

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I'm 37 unfinished projects on a git server

[-] RadiallyAxiomatic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I am currently experiencing bloat. Too many requested features have been added and nothing is working properly anymore.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago
[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Danarchy 4 points 2 months ago

This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

playing Rust

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Before and after falling asleep.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?

[-] axus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

After joining video game PvP faction

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

trying to look like dream of the endless.

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