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[-] vrek@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago

Advice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it!

[-] Dave 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on size of trunk...

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yes as long as both bodies are loaded into the trunk at the same stop.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

My dad's favorite, "If you're going to do something stupid, don't do something stupid."

[-] HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Don't die, and if anyone gets hurt the explanation better be really funny,"

[-] hexagon527@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

black parents: watch out for cops

[-] smikwily@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Whenever I run into a store and leave one of the kids in the car for a few minutes, I always tell them "don't get tooked" while closing the door.

So far, so good.

[-] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

By the time I was ending highschool my mother's standard good bye when I went out for the night was "don't do anything illegal with my car."

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