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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 75 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be rather disappointed when he turned human, I imagine. Not what I was signing up for at all.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

"Who TF is this guy?!"

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I think the makers of Shrek learned that lesson

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I remember watching that and was thinking, “now this guy’s just some schlub with no redeeming characteristics, change him back dammit.”

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago

There was an interview with Emma Watson around the live action movie release where she commented along those lines. Something to the effect of, "It's sad in a way when he becomes human. I was just thinking, 'You were quite nice before, actually', you know?"

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Made no difference, she was in it for the library anyway.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

dragging his ass back to the witch that cursed him

excuse me ma'am could we get the same one again please

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Looking at the centre fold there.

Turning it around trying to figure out what's what.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

It also adds some new flavor to the reason why when Gaston picked up one of her books and he started twisting it around left and right to try to make sense of it.

I can only imagine what was going through his mind.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

how does that even anatomically work?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Centrefold?

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

(Un?)fortunately for him, it was a corrupted coloring book. Maybe it awakened something within him?

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

Same thing, but Mulan and Shen

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Women and bestiality, an uncomfortable conversation.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s beast-iality, definitely, but he’s an intelligent adult and can clearly communicate his desires, so it’s closer to xenophilia (meaning actual extraterrestrials, not just humans from other cultures)

[-] testauser1@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. Scooby and Velma totally kosher for the same reason

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Theoretically, sure, but that’s pretty fucked up to do to shaggy

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Velma is canonically a lesbian in several versions and Shaggy is unironically capable of getting with many women. Seriously Shaggy the chick magnet is canon.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s shaggy and scooby…

Velma and Daphne are together, but that’s an open relationship, so it’s not a problem for Daphne.

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Put down the peanut butter, and step away from the dog...

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Teratophilia actually.

[-] CybranM@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago

I doubt its just one gender that wants to bang non-humans

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't need to click the link, I know exactly what this is, and I fully approve.

[-] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gentle reminder that not everything is about sex. It's totally fine to fall in love with someone or even be married to them workout having sex.

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah, I'm married to the workout. 💪💪🏋️

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that's just what the asexuals want you to believe

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