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[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

oh no yesterday i was testing something and opened minecraft with only the 'nox: renoxed' mod installed

this is gonna be fun, as long as i can respawn and am not a human in the game

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

Anything but New Vegas!

[-] zen@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Disco Elysium. I think I'll be okay, it's just going to be a miserable year.

[-] AlfredoJohn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Hmm iracing so if the races I go into are clean I'm pretty happy with that trade, if I get stuck in lower splits with people intentionally wrecking others, im probably dead in a few days lol

[-] seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Frostpunk... yeah no

[-] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Played through the Simpsons arcade with friends. So I guess could be better could be worse.

[-] cally@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

It was Ultrakill. Here's the intro text of this game for context:

> Mankind is dead.

> Blood is fuel.

> Hell is full.

I don't think I'm surviving an hour there, lol.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Baldur's Gate 3...

Yeah, I'd take that bet.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I would find it very... Satisfactory.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 days ago

These are the end times

There was no hope of survival

This is how you died

Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!

Megaman battle network 3, im in heaven

[-] DGen@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Making food and stuff. Hoping the killer happened before me. The Game is "Kiosk". Shot Horror Game - can recommend

[-] ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Same game and same thought. You mean I get to be a multimillionaire farmer girl who's dating every single eligible bachelor(ette) in the valley simultaneously? I'd give my million dollar prize back if it means I get to stay.

[-] jlow@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Tunic! So, cute but also deadly?

[-] Xoriff@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don't try to talk to you. Keep your million.

You're a human though not steve. Can you punch down a tree or punch a pig to death?

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

hopefully start in a forest, break leaves for apples, and then follow a river until you find a village or something else to get tools

starting in a desert would be pretty bad unless you can scoop out the insides of cacti to eat. im not sure how much of minecraft rules are steve's doing and how much are the world's

Okay, fair that might be a way to survive (assuming minecraft apples have the same caloric intake as a real apple which i'm not certain of given they're flat), but what about this: How would you pull up the inventory to trade with the villagers? You can't speak their language and they aren't intelligent.

it'd be a rough life without steves stuff

I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh

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[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

I'm well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.

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[-] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago

As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.

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[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just one year in Stellaris?

Hmm... my empire, or someone else's?

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago
[-] libewa@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

You're a kid now 🎶

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

you would be seen as a boss and would be killed by a beetle holding a needle

[-] voldage@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Stardew Valley? I mean... Sure.

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My last game was StarCraft so I'd be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.

Edit: StarCraft 2

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[-] lena@gregtech.eu 0 points 1 day ago

Disco Elysium.... that will be an interesting experience

[-] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I'd take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I'd be pretty happy.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

It’s rimworld.

I don’t want to be a cannibal.

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[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Last game I played is Hitman, so as long as I’m not a target, enforcer, in 47’s way, or in the world of a kill everyone run, I think I’d do just fine. I guess it depends on the map, but it’s mostly just the real world. So not much change I don’t think. If I can choose which map and my reason for being there I might not wanna go back actually.

This is all assuming I can explain it to my family. I’m not sure I actually wanna miss a year of my baby’s life, so in actuality I would never do it, but if I had to do it, I think I’d do just fine.

[-] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Outer Wilds.

In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.

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[-] muzzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Portal 2 cooperative edition. My partner may drive me insane, but at least I am virtually immortal.

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[-] essell@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year's stay.

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[-] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.

I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.

One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.

Overwatch.exe

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[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Took a pause from Helldivers 2 (wouldn't have lasted 10min) to play a Librarian "organize thousands of books" casual game.

I could live quite nicely.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Satisfactory.

A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Celeste

Do I have to climb the mountain? Can I respawn? Can I dash? So many questions... I would love to parkour around if I didn't die. But most of my time would probably be spent just living in a cabin or something.

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