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[-] phil@openmic.social 33 points 1 day ago

If you think a VPN keeps the FBI from monitoring your activity, I've got an incognito tab and a 'Do Not Track' checkbox I can sell you too.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 23 hours ago

It's a "Don't make yourself the low hanging fruit" thing not a "If they're trying to eavesdrop on you they won't be able to" one and even then only if you're not using an American OS with built-in automatic surveillance or in fact any network connected product from any large US/UK/Israel (at least) Tech company.

Even if the US Authorities don't give a shit about you, if you're running Windows, Android or iOS or using other products of those companies such as Chrome or their Clouds, you're automatically caught in the bulk dragnet surveillance.

[-] phil@openmic.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Don’t disagree with any of this, I also think there is a great deal of misunderstanding on what a VPN can and cannot do. My favorite ones are the large brands like nordvpn

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Neither of you are necessarily wrong. Just because the FBI could still track him doesn't mean they are actively looking. Connecting to a VPN in Iran on the other hand might hit a few queries that are being automatically watched.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

This is meme about proudly proclaiming that you trust a server in Israel with all of your internet traffic LOL.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fun fact: You cannot sign up for a MULTIVERSE account from an Israeli IP address. If you're in Israel and you want to sign up, you must use a VPN. This is to remind Israeli users that everyone hates their government and flag, and we'd all prefer that they adopted a different national identity. Some VPNs offer free plans that don't allow port forwarding, but do allow for social media use.

Multiverse, the AI skills platform?

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 15 hours ago

No, MULTIVERSE the piefed instance

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago

I think by targeting Israeli people, the message being sent is that you hate Israeli people, not the Israeli government.

Also, WTF is a multiverse account?

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

TBH both, a lot of them fully support the genocide.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago
[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago

You are safer setting it to Epstein Island.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The targeted ads are a bit on the nose there.

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 22 points 1 day ago

Mossad watching everything you do.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

Eh, I'm already used to that.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Only if you set it to one of the areas with relatively many Palestinians

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Just watch the most disgusting porn that is not illegal.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago

Lights off, clothes on, missionary for the sole purpose of procreation?

[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

They would just have a bot file that under your kompromat folder for if you ever got uppity.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Kompromat only works if your embarrassed about it ;)

[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Still weird to me that type of porn is legalLoli porn?
Like the drawn shit

Edit: fixed typo

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Zoophilia isn't illegal in most places so you might want to specify.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That would be enough to make the agents traumatized.

(Maybe gore videos would work better, since they're legal for some reason.)

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Dont do it Mr Hands!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

my interpol agent already knows when i really go off i'll probably have some kind of electromajigger to me so like, they got time. i ain't even got my electro to kajigger yet.

interesting enough, there was interpol providing security at one of the food festivals i was at here in statesia. or they were posing as interpol but [iwanttobelive.gif] and the point is we don't usually get them out here.

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I miss Pink Guy and the omniverse.

HeY B0sS c@n I G3T th3 P0os13?

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago
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