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Look what you did
(lemmy.nz)
Well it's all make believe anyway so you can be whomever you'd like
So, Lenny, this situation was that everyone around Jesus expected the world to end and for Jesus to pop right back and bring the Kingdom of Heaven with him. But when that didn't happen, they had to do a massive retcon about why he died.
The guy that had an uncle named Jesus that died recently:
Finally someone acknowledges Nietzsche
Rumor has it his moustache is still growing, to this very day!
It is a really Nietzsche reference
Ugggghhhhhhh.....
Welp, so much for my will to power, or to live, for that matter.
I know what will cheer you up. Wanna go kill god again for funzies?
... but we've done that.
We need to go back in time and kill Voltaire, so we stop re-inventing God.
Fuck yeah I am.
... reasonably confident Jesus died because he incited a riot in a public space on a holiday.
And it's your fault, if you grew up Irish catholic
Just your luck, I guess.
Gonna need a few more of these to wash away my sins lol
According to the fairy tale, the bitch could respawn at will. So the dumbass could've stayed and cured people but instead chose to peace out according to the story. lol
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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