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[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago

What do you mean by "consume"? Beans can be "consume"d? I thought they were strictly for posting!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

And what happens if I eat 4?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Don't even joke about that

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Is it time again? My body is ready. Let them know.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It's bean too long.

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

We surrealposting now? I have plenty of those

b e a n s

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

you have a typo there mate, it's is dbzer0.com, with a zero (0)

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks! Corrected now

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

This is why we have the 2nd Amendment, the right to bean arms

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Oh, they all know when I've had even one bean. 🪊

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Sour note, that's only after one bean and a few points of craft beer.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A literal 3 bean salad.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Liam wants to know your location.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Tell Liam I'm under my cat

[-] Miller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This has all bean and gone, but people will flock to it no doubt like moths around a lamp.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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