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[-] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

He clocks a kid with the vertical swinging counter door in the movie too. Pretty sure he gets a kickback from the local dentist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Lvn5H0kHw&t=20

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 23 points 6 hours ago

Rich people get things for free or as gifts all the time. Meanwhile us peasants have to pay.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Que molestable

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 1 hour ago

What even is this? Did they racebend the Candyman?

[-] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 minutes ago

It’s from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The scene is cut in a way that you don't know for sure they aren't paying him. They're probably pretty loyal, long-time customers given the way they all run right there after school, so he can take it on the honors system that they'll pay for what they're taking. (And he's probably able to keep track of it pretty well on his own given he knows their names and preferred candies by heart.)

As for the candy he throws aimlessly into the crowd, I'm sure he can afford to blow some pennies' worth of money on customer retention by literally throwing candy at them.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

I suspect the rich kids had a line of credit where he’d just send the parents a bill at the end of the month. My understanding is many grocers used to operate that way, especially before credit cards.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago

The Candy Man can cause he mixes it with savvy business practices and loss leaders, and makes the world taste goooood!

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2026
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