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Anon has a paranormal experience (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 hour ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 hour ago

How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

[-] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 35 seconds ago

[Hisses masculinely]

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 hour ago

Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 hour ago

It would explain the gut feeling

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

My dog does this sometimes.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 hour ago

I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting...

[-] prex@aussie.zone 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I thinl someone just pissed all over their own house.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 hour ago

check for gas leaks

[-] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.

this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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