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[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 92 points 3 weeks ago

Bruce Lee: Be like water

Jellyfish: almost there.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

Jackie Chan: lick those boots

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

The standard bee wishes they had the hardware of a jellyfish.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You made me curious if there is an insect that hurts you just by touching you and not biting or stinging with a built in weapon. 🤔

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago

Caterpillars with urticating hairs.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

Slap an h in front of that word and it would be absolutely perfect. Hurticating.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hurticating the countryside.

Hurticating the peasants.

Hurticating all the peoples

And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!!!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Caterpillars fit, and there's one species in particular that goes toe to tentacle with even the most lethal of jellyfish and is a seriously bad time to touch, because it's urticating hairs connect to toxin secreting cells that pump out a nasty neurotoxin.

But to me, that's still cheating, in that the most passive and effective urticating hair defense mechanism was selected for as a mere delivery method for venom.

If one wants to see the real absurd intricacies with urticating hair in arthropods, the only game in town are the new world tarantulas.

Entire fricking metas based on 7 different identified urticating hair types and they're so understudied there's almost certainly one out there that probably wildcarded old world venom with new world hair styles that we just have not found yet.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Technically the bombardier beetle does not bite nor sting. Instead it reacts hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone and shoots it out, which when reacted together pretty much instantly reaches 212°f and chemically burns whatever they are shooting at. They can shoot over 500 shots per minute at a given target. Pretty crazy lads

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Holy fucking hell, where do these beetles roam so I know never to go there?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

Technically, jellyfish are using stingers

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now I’m stuck wondering the same thing

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Poisonous: harms you if you touch or eat it

Venomous: harms you by injecting a toxin (through biting, stinging, etc.)

I know there's a few poisonous butterflies (e.g. the Monarch butterfly), and I can find a few other insects listed on Wikipedia (and I'm sure there are others not on there too)

[-] Slashme@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Note that "poisonous" has always also had the meaning of "harms by injecting a toxin" (the Wiktionary entry "poisonous" has examples from the 1600s to the 2000s).

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

You are what you eat, and they eat insects 🤷‍♂️

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Jellyfish are immortal, dawg

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Smooth, my, floatin' like a butterfly

Notes set afloat, sung like a lullaby

Brace yourself as the nematocysts sting ya

Dip trip, flip Fantasia

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 3 weeks ago

A recording, from Blue Note Records?

[-] trashman@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Emactually, a butterfly is much more agile and nimble than a jellyfish, isn't it?

Of course, my upvote is still yours, mi Lady :tips fedora:

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