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[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Let's just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn't crash the stock market this time.

[-] Alexfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's probably tomorrow, they sold today.

[-] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

😂😂😂😂😂😭

[-] cinoreus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Trump Strait

Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

If Trump was strait, he wouldn't be blowing Bubba.

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

It's the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

'Trump's Folly' seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

  1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

  2. An act or instance of foolishness.

  3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

"Trump's Back Passage."

Because he claims to own it yet is unable to control it.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 189 points 2 days ago

This just in: Google and Apple announce they've updated their maps.

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm trying to switch to osm exclusively. It's a little rough without an app (that I can find) that includes details (stops, schedule, eta) on nyc subway and bus lines.

[-] tremble5218@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

CoMaps is available on F-Droid and it works really well. There are little nuances like search not displaying the suburb for a street address, especially where I live, so it takes a bit of guessing. Overall though, offline, open source, great navigation, zero complaints.

Edit: fixed typo.

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I have bad luck with that in Barcelona as well, and often have to go to Maps or Here We Go.

That said, there's also overlays for OsmAnd+. The one I have for bike routes is much better than Google.

[-] Cricket@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I believe that there are dedicated apps for transit that are as good as Google / Apple maps. This would require splitting into two apps to replace one, but at least you could move away from the major map apps without losing that very useful functionality for transit.

[-] pbhj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Osmand app on Android is great for me (UK).

[-] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 141 points 2 days ago

Reporters need to start reporting on Trump's deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

[-] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 60 points 2 days ago

Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. "Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself"

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

Instead we get "Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President" and other soft-peddling verbiage.

[-] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

We're about ten years too late to make that train

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[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Minor adjustment: 'Trump's Strait'

It has an Achilles' Heel ring to it.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

I can propose things too...

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I declare a thumb war!

But also bankruptcy.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago

Everyday with this fucking guy

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[-] Uranhjort@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

Is... Is he gaining self awareness?

[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.

Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.

It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now...

[-] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 72 points 2 days ago

Why? was Trumps Gay taken?

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 days ago

Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

I'm sure THIS TIME he'll get punished!

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[-] gogonan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh right because court orders are always an effective mandate with this admin

[-] AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
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[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 day ago

Yup. I used to want him to survive long enough to die in prison. Now I just want him tj fucking die. Fuck this orange turd rapist.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Ah shit! I put all my money on either "The Freedom Strait" or "The American Strait". I shoulda known.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago

Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

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𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

A literally fucking cartoon villain

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

The "Trump Strait" can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives...

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Canada Proposes Renaming "Strait of Hormuz" to "Strait of our Moose"

Only Trump and his passel o' rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nah, rename that one.

“Iran takes Trump’s Strait, demands repayment.”

“Trump’s Strait under fire”

“America vows to destroy blockage of Trump’s Strait”

“Trump fails to secure Strait

Someone can probably do better than me here, but I feel the name has potential for ridicule

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