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[-] e_rebel_108@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I spotted one in South Florida that said, "We're #1 When it Comes to #2".

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago

Their other truck hauls lettuce.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I used to regulate septic haulers when I worked for a local health department. They try to have fun with it.

[-] Upperhand@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago
[-] RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 day ago
[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

It's all in the wrist.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

It's the US so it might be a threat instead of a joke. Impossible to tell

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago

I wonder if their license plate looking like it says poo is intentional

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Almost certainly, which is lovely. Ohio plates are in the format ABC1234 but they're issued alphabetically and IIRC they're only up to K.

[-] TDCN@feddit.dk 19 points 1 day ago

Mmmmh.... American raw milk

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wouldn't that be "raw, American milk "? Unless the Americans've designed their own version of raw milk itself?

Also, the comma is doing the heavy lifting in keeping it from implying "milk from a raw Anerican". 🤢

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

"Not same truck."

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 day ago

this is even better than that truck that said "CUM: We ain't haulin' milk!"

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Lewis Black: “They wash it! They wash it!”

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

i always love honey dippers. they have good senses of humor

[-] mcSlibinas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

The plate says Ohio (just as bad, honestly). Where do you see any indication this is in texas?

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

They probably misread Austin’s Septic as Austin Septic, like Austin, Texas.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, OK. Not much better from what I've heard.

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