277
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thankyou for the satire tag. It's so hard to tell these days.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Thank you for the comment. We all really needed the satire tag or we would not have figured it out on our own.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for the thank you.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Better in the 90th, there we convert an photo to an ASCII image with very few bytes (AI free)

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Ah, the days of hand made ASCII porn in the 80s. Delivered over 30 mins on a 1200 baud modem.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄░░░
░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄░░░
░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄░░
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░
░░░░░░░▀███▀███████░▄░▄░▄░░
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I want to get off mr. bones wild ride...

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And then apparently convert the ASCII image to PNG 😛

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not really needed, but posting it as is in Lemmy, it will have a wrong line adjustment, copy plain text in Lemmy don't work correctly. At these times we shared ASCII images with the Finger protocoll (since 1977)

Write in your console (all OS, still works):

finger zerush@happynetbox.com

Someone's actually going to do stupid shit like this and use the same excuses to justify its shortcomings.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago

Lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if some kid did actually try this.

I wanted to try it as a experiment, where a OS s filesystem is just the description of files, and then an LLM actually make them up on the fly. But I am too lazy to do that lol

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Just have an LLM do it for you. /s

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

This is some good satire. And, yes, human memory is not made of "records", it is reconstructed every time. AI models are nothing like human brains, however.

[-] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 2 days ago

You say satire, but kids developing "magical" compression algorithms were a thing in programming long before LLMs. This exact idea is not novel, even though it was executed quite a bit better by Facebook. It never got good enough for a real world application. https://github.com/facebookresearch/NeuralCompression

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Did you read the fake post?

[-] Danarchy 7 points 2 days ago

The kid is a real Johnny Computers

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Apples next plan to reduce your photo size on the phone so they can continue to provide absolute minimum storage options. They would probably still have 16GB iPhones if this was even a glimmer of a possibility a few years ago.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 days ago
[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I mean i'm sure there's cloud services that resize your pics to 720p then give them back to you upscaled

[-] jagermo@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

What is his Weissman score?

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
277 points (99.3% liked)

Fuck AI

8110 readers
110 users here now

"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"

A place for all those who loathe AI to discuss things, post articles, and ridicule the AI hype. Proud supporter of working people. And proud booer of SXSW 2024.

AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS