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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thankyou for the satire tag. It's so hard to tell these days.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the comment. We all really needed the satire tag or we would not have figured it out on our own.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the thank you.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if some kid did actually try this.

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I wanted to try it as a experiment, where a OS s filesystem is just the description of files, and then an LLM actually make them up on the fly. But I am too lazy to do that lol

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Just have an LLM do it for you. /s

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Better in the 90th, there we convert an photo to an ASCII image with very few bytes (AI free)

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ah, the days of hand made ASCII porn in the 80s. Delivered over 30 mins on a 1200 baud modem.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I want to get off mr. bones wild ride...

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And then apparently convert the ASCII image to PNG 😛

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not really needed, but posting it as is in Lemmy, it will have a wrong line adjustment, copy plain text in Lemmy don't work correctly. At these times we shared ASCII images with the Finger protocoll (since 1977)

Write in your console (all OS, still works):

finger zerush@happynetbox.com

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

This is some good satire. And, yes, human memory is not made of "records", it is reconstructed every time. AI models are nothing like human brains, however.

[-] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 1 month ago

You say satire, but kids developing "magical" compression algorithms were a thing in programming long before LLMs. This exact idea is not novel, even though it was executed quite a bit better by Facebook. It never got good enough for a real world application. https://github.com/facebookresearch/NeuralCompression

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Did you read the fake post?

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Apples next plan to reduce your photo size on the phone so they can continue to provide absolute minimum storage options. They would probably still have 16GB iPhones if this was even a glimmer of a possibility a few years ago.

[-] AlcoholicPenis@futurology.today 7 points 1 month ago

Someone's actually going to do stupid shit like this and use the same excuses to justify its shortcomings.

[-] Danarchy 7 points 1 month ago

The kid is a real Johnny Computers

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago
[-] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I mean i'm sure there's cloud services that resize your pics to 720p then give them back to you upscaled

[-] jagermo@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

What is his Weissman score?

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