My husband giggled and said "Send that to me."
This is the highest honor a meme can receive in our home.
I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.
Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It's knives and horses all the way down.
"Holds up to 3 knife horses"
What's that in horse knives?
I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes
Nah, that'd be weird.
Good point.
We have nothing to fear from knife horse when we carry our 🎵 Knife Wrench! 🎵 (fun for kids)
Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.
Omg core memories unlocked
Et tu, Weebl?
WHAT'S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?
Rocks back and forth for slightly too long
No.
I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it's done well.
I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.
Thanks for the recommendation!
Edit: you're right. It's much better when framed this way. Shame lemmy doesn't have one yet, but I doubt its own two-sentence-horror activity wouldn't be enough to sustain it.
2nd edit: There many posts there. I wonder why.
3rd edit: r/badtwosentencehorrors is pretty good:
but dad...
we firmly but politely show them the door!!!
so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don't like steak
Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don't know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.
Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.
Hoof hands(feet?) keep horse criminals safer. What I want to know is where do they keep the knife?
Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.
It is a horse made of knifes, in the shape of a knife, that wields knives. It has difficulty getting through screening at airports.
I have some bad news. The horse's member is actually the knife
I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn't even notice the knife
That's how they get you.
When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.
Comedy horror is still horror.🤷
Funny and scary because I'm watching Willy's Wonderland right now!
Just trick the horse to fall asleep by reading from a book about compiler design and LA/LR parsers
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