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Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp
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I'd rather play Wolfenstein 3D and kill MechaHitler
Sega should sue them for intellectual property violation, given that the MAGA-ized logo still has the SEGA shout.
Sega never goes after their fans for their fangames, but they could bring the whole "Genesis does what Nintendon't" full circle and attempt to sue the Trump admin...
Though given Sega's dogshit legal skills with regards to Archie and Ken Penders, they might as well just ignore it.
If it was made with AI it's fair use /s
I would have snorted coffee out my nose if i read that earlier today (or tomorrow morning)
I like the cut of your jib ⛵
Can someone just shoot me in the head? This planet's save file has become corrupt, and I no longer wish to be on this planet.
Pull a gun on a cop
Only if you do me first.
Now that's teamwork
🤢🤮
I didn’t think I could hate it more, and then I saw the screenshot. I fucking hate this whole thing.
Also, someone vibe coded all that shit in an afternoon.
Absolutely. I work in the industry, and one of my predictions for the coming years is a further commercialization of games as the cost of development falls, either the actual dev or just plain entrance cost. More places will make micro games to sell things, like mobile game ads for every day businesses. I was saying to my wife, I expect politicians and weirder avenues to take up games as a means of engaging with audiences.
I sincerely hate that this is one of the first examples of what I imagined.
A new low I didn't know was possible.
Way lower than 8-bit. This is 2-bit villainy.
How about those Epstein files?
The files are at the end of the Flappy Bird clone
8-bit favorites, including Flappy Bird... and other classics originals [sic]
This story reseasred by ChatGPT.
There truly is no bottom.
We passed the event horizon in 2024.
I bet absolutely no AI was used in this.
Heinous vile diseased filth, everyone that voted this sewage into the presidency.
Sitouts: are we a joke to you?
I'm not clicking that shit
I didn't click it either, but now I'm wondering if I'm going to get put on a watch list for not clicking it.
If you're not on a watch list at this point you're probably a bootlicking fascist
Now he's gone too far.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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