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Shout out to the dudes with fucked up hairlines who aren't pieces of shit.
Hey there, fuck you pal
Sorry about that fr, I just really wanna give earnest props to people like Stavros Halkias and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also I don't have much in the tank myself so this is a little like an Obama giving Obama a medal thing.
What remains of my hair deserves a participation medal.
Taint looking like he's about to play Gollum in the Armenian live-production of The Hobbit.
What has Gollum ever done to deserve this?
And Armenia.
And my axe
Tap for spoiler
I know it's worn out, but god damnit it was the perfect time for this.
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Man I'm glad I started shaving my head when I did. For anyone out there also dealing with going bald, fully committing usually looks better than pretending it's not happening.
My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.
I'm planning on getting an incredibly unrealistic wig and refusing to admit that I've gone bold.
Just put a furry animal on your head.
I've tried it before, but I've been told that when I shave my head I look as if I'm on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I've got.
I’ve been told that when I shave my head I look as if I’m on cancer treatment.
When people tell you this, respond with a thousand-yard stare, wait 15 seconds, and then quietly say, "I don't want to talk about it right now."
Depending on what they meant by that it could be they needed a period to adjust to the new look. I know it took a while before people forgot what I even looked like with hair.
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as someone in the same boat, 💯️ agreed
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everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like 'look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears' or like I said before they have him on a watch.
Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.
Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.
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Soooo itchy, like, wouldn't wish upon my enemies itchy. Can't be scratching my junk in public that often.
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The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.
He's probably been kicked in the head one too many times. Actually that explains everything about him.
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Trump isn't saving him this time?
lol I read that as "Trump isn’t shaving him this time?" and wondered when that happened before 😂️
Just 2 alphas doing alpha things
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Reminds me of this guy:
Sad Gollum.
The biomass version of truck nuts.
He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.
He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.
A lollipop whose father is also his uncle.
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Dude's transforming into Cyrax. And I don't mean from Mortal Kombat.
This image proves both evolution from ape to man, and devolution from man to ape. Not seeing any "alpha" in it though. Must have been a tree dweller.
I'm seeing an alpha, but like in software development: early version, underdeveloped, expectedly buggy and not ready for public use.
#Todo: implement facial grooming. Deprecate to the other type
When did he last fight? I know this isn't a flattering photo of him, but I can't believe someone that looks like this now used to fight for money.
He used to kick box in a highly suspect organisation - and most recently had his ass handed to him by a younger fitter stronger… reality tv star who doesn’t even know how to box, let alone fight, in a “celebrity” boxing event.
TLDR Can fight a bit but was never ever in any way, shape or form an elite martial artist.
TIL, thanks for clarifying!
He looks like the end result of a dog hacking up a white chocolate raisin on the carpet.
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