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context: Sitzpinkler (German, noun): someone who sits while urinating.

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[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Don't get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they're filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

There are few “plateau plee” design toilets left. I actually like them, I find the deep sea bombing ones very unpleasant.

[-] BandanaBug@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

The "inspection shelf" rocks. Put down some sheets of toilet paper and go to town. Flushes down without any marks and no wet butt!

[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

stop promoting paper waste and increasing the effort to treat the water

[-] BandanaBug@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure if /s or not lol

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

I like the inspection shelf.

It's like marking your territory for the next user

[-] stevles@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

New toilet brush every other month? It'd be doing half the work of the toilet

[-] bryophile@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You need more fiber in your diet.

That's what the inspection shelf is for, now you know.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm an inspection shelf hater myself, but that was a great comeback

[-] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

The inspection shelf protects you from Poseidon's moist kiss

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Women learn to pee on public toilets without sitting on them as kids. Just ask any woman for tips on how to achieve this.

You can use side walls to also brace yourself up.

There are techniques for every situation.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For a second I thought "Sitzpinkler" is one of the words from German they use in English because there is no synonym for, like kindergarten etc.

[-] ving_thor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

We could start to establish it as one...

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sure why not. But maybe shortened: sitpinkler or sitpinklar, easier to speak. Funny enough "sit" and "sitz" is the same and "pink" vs. "pinkel" not.

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Another tourist trying to sit in the urinal?

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't always sit, but sometimes you just need a little rest ya know?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Do you even squat?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

One less thing to clean and repair, I suppose.

I too am a sitzpinkler, but not in public restrooms. I just use the urinal.

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