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Do fish smokes?
(lemmy.nz)
Why do people think gills are the nose?
Like this:
Well, the water enters the gills via the mouth...so obviously it would smoke using it's mouth to inhale and gills to exhale smoke, making option 1 the only answer.
Yep
listen here, bucky
wow now the word makes sense
Wow, today I learned 🐟
Don't logic the poor moody fish
Make better "memes"
"no"
How could a fish smoke underwater?
That just raises more questions!
Perhaps his existential crisis is a real "fish out of water" moment
Obviously it leaves the water for a cigarette break. Have you never seen fish smoking on the river bank?
If you understood how badly Big Tabacco wants to get rich, you would not ask that question.
I’ve been a smoker since 1993.
I just wanna know how to smoke underwater
With oxygenated fuel in the cigarettes. Wrap a storm matchstick in it.
They don't care how long you've been smoking, I guess it has more to do with how much money you have. Maybe they figured out they can't suck you any more dry then you already are. Or they dont think you would spend enough to justify the R&D. Because i am quite sure, if people would not spend money for abovewater cigs but would for underwater cigs, they would find a way to make money from that.
It's 2026. I I'm no Ichthyologists, but I think they'd be vaping.
hey everyone this dude's three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!
I mean, do you put your cigarettes on your mouth or in your nostrils?
Yes
The cool way
Do you smoke through your nose?
If I remember correctly, fishes actually "breath" water through their mouth, and then pump it through their gills to extract the oxygen.
Not really the same thing...
There is another hole you failed to consider.
Ah yes the ear hole, surely that is what you meant:-P.
Dolphins smoke from their neck
Definitely 1 cause the carp strikes me as a fish that wants to look cool.
2
2
Now do Cetaceans.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2026
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