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Avast!
(lemmy.nz)
YOU CAN CRANK IT UP MFER!!!!!
(BY IT I MEAN: YOUR HOG)
And by "your hog", you mean my penis
YES AND BY "YOUR HOG" I MEAN YOUR PENITS
And by your penits, I mean your genital typo
I TYPED WHAT I TYPED AROOOOO
Acab!
All cops are boats
Lol
Assigned Cop At Bris
Ahab!
All Hats aren't Beautiful!
All Cats Are Beautiful
Ahoy!
Avast coppers, a boat!
Arrr, capsizing a boat!
We super annoying short cropping something with a bunch of parenthesis being cut off.
(Nice. Thanks)
(Am I doing this right?)
WHAT THE BARNACLES?! (Speed bumps)
TIME FOR A SESSION ME THINKS, IF I ONLY HADN'T DRANK SO MUCH PRE PARTY GROG I'D REMEMBER THAT BANDS NAME!
And the name of the ship was the Billy o' Tea
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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