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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago

You get dancing penguins either way.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 5 days ago

I like how all the penguins are just ignoring his monster dong

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

it's just polite

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

They dont call him Dick for nothing.

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago

Her outfit better have nipples in that last one

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Meh, I'll wait for the Nolan versions. The dark nanny.

[-] usernameless@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

Lol this unlocked a memory. Ancient youtube video of a trailer for a Mary Poppins horror film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

that's really well done

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

We already know that Mary Poppins and Pennywise are the same species, so a darker story is certainly in the cards.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait I thought Mary Poppins was a Time Lord?

Are you saying she isn't? Or Pennywise is, too?

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Dawes al Ghul and Bankain were formidable villains for Poppins.

Shame Rigel had to die at the hands of The Comedian in Poppins Begins: once you pop

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I would unironically like to see Tim Burton's Mary Poppins. Johnny Depp would probably be really good as Mary.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Or if you're not married to the gender swap, I bet his other favorite, Helena Bonham Carter, would knock it out of the park like she always does

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Mary Poppins: Year 1

It follows a young Mary during the middle ages in a period known only as "The Anarchy", right as her powers begin to manifest in chaotic and malevolent ways. Caught in a battle for crown supremacy, she empowers the wrong people^["when Mary holds your hand, you feel quite grand..."] and plunges the British isles into a dark age of despair and bloodshed fueled by her own internal hatred and injustice at the world.

Taking place in snapshots of her adult life, we follow her as she clashes with other forces over next millennia, who slowly shape her through the power of cosmic melodies to steer her outlook into a beacon of kindness that she uses to undo the wrongs to the descendants of the people she once sought retribution against.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

oooh the character arc

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Missed opportunity for "2 Mary 2 Poppins"

[-] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

🎶"A can full of whoop ass makes the crime rate go down..." ,🎶

[-] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Mary Poppins versus Supernanny

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Winner takes on Nanny McPhee

[-] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip -4 points 4 days ago

But where does Amelia Bedilia fit in?

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Don't forget that spin off where she was a blue alien dude for some reason.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Just a spoonful of lead helps the bad guy go down.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Poppins and Lockins

Mary helps a group of orphan street break dancing children win the affection of bankers and they are rewarded with jobs at the bank as human toilets.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Poppins and Robbins

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

George Clooney was the second worst Mary Poppins, after Ben Affleck of course.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah but what the hell was Christian Bale doing with his voice? I could barely understand that he was saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Poppinsfall, court of penguins, the Burt who laughs

[-] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo

[-] Generica@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump's j/o dance move

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