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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

A kid watches people defecate out of curiosity

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.

spoiler

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 31 minutes ago

Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

just to watch them die

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

A small rodent is given a tasty dessert treat and then demands more and more things.

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Is it Ratatouille? I think he easts something sweet in the beginning of the movie and then hungers badumtss for more fine food :3

[-] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

It's if you give a mouse a cookie

i don't think I know this one

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 5 hours ago

Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.

spoilerHome Alone 2

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.

[-] NEZ27@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Child says their goodbyes as the moon approaches

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Is it Zelda?

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

What is up?

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 hours ago

That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Ordinary young woman is forced to take on the financial responsibility of a monarchy. Unable to carry the burden by herself she enters a pact with an unnamed stranger...

hint...by selling her first born.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 6 hours ago

I love it! Thanks.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

A manic career thief turns back to his old ways after a long break, and his crimes prompt violent retaliation against his family. With no alternative, he turns to terrorism, arson, and eventually murder to protect his family and continue his criminal lifestyle.

AnswerFantastic Mr Fox

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 9 hours ago

French one

A young man living a happy life among a accepting environnement despite his elocution difficulties enters a relationship with a ableist woman wanting to fix him.

[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Local man claims forgotten civilisation full of riches underneath the ocean, and earns the attention of a wealthy patron that organises an expedition into the depths.

Proceeds to go native and coup de tat the local monarchy, before killing a majority of the expedition and bribing the rest into remaining silent.

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 hours ago

SpoilerAtlantis

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Explain a movie series badly:

A young boy gets abducted by a cult, to train him as a soldier. As an adult he tries to visit his mother, but she's already killed, so he massacres the aliens who did this. He falls in love with a royalty, only for the cult to forbid this relationship. A fascist traitor of the cult cuts off one of his hands, gets a mechanical one and marries the royalty woman.

Few years later, the man kills the fascist traitor. He gets a vision that tells him his wife will die of childbirth and the cult denies him a leadership position, so he joins the fascist leader behind the fascist traitor to try to save her, only to kill her instead (though the twins survive), after which his master in the cult amputates all his limbs and leaves him burning in hot magma. He gets saved by the fascists, builds out a massive fascist empire in the galaxy.

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago

Too easy! Star Wars. :D

Wowie, sure would be awkward if that was wrong :P

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, if you got it wrong it would've happened two times which is weird

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 15 hours ago

Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.

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[-] 13readie@piefed.social 27 points 18 hours ago

A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago

Tap for spoilerI still can't get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus' fursona

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[-] gigaqps@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.

Jack and the beanstalk

[-] visnae@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

A rich man with a foot fetish goes on date with an abused woman. The abusers later cut their toes off and get their eyes pecked out by pidgeons.

Cinderella

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago

When someone tells me pigeons aren't cool, I should remind them of the OG ending of

SpoilerCinderella/Aschenputtel
. Although for anyone whowas ever "bitten" by a pigeon knows they can't hurt you. They are just little, goodhearted fluffballs <3

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Cold War stories from an old man, but buttered toast!Dr. Seuss's The Butter Battle Book

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