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[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 11 points 38 minutes ago

It's because it was offensive to Americans seeing children being fed at school

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Austerity Potter

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 hours ago

Temu Potter

[-] usernameless@piefed.social 97 points 4 hours ago

In the books, the school putting out a huge feast for the students is supposed to show the stark contrast of starvation and abuse Harry went through prior to Hogwarts. If this is a sign of how little effort they're putting in I'm thrilled.. Let it bomb and bomb hard. Terfs don't deserve our time or money

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

It's interesting how the books never truly question the class consciousness that is at the heart of his backstory.

[-] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 minutes ago

Thats because rowling was writing a story about maintaining the status quo. Its interesting just how much she wrote overtly class conscious inequality, like wizards being an isolated superior class who can act with impunity on muggles, but then hand waves it as appropriate and good because the alternative is "bad".

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It won't bomb unfortunately.

As much as Twitter and Reddit are up their ass about JKR her bullshit tends to remain only in those spaces. Most people don't know she is a shitty person.

That's also not even taking into account the number of people who probably support her.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Considering how many of those who complained about Reddits enshitification the last 5ish years are still on it... I'm sure they will also be bitching about JKR and still watching the show.

[-] Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

They'll all watch it so they can pick it apart meme by meme. But it's ok, a hate watch doesn't count.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, I'm down with criticism of the revising author, but they really did make some solid movies back in the day.

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 52 points 4 hours ago

Just remember folks - if you really really can't go without it, the only ethical way of watching Harry Potter is by donning your hat and parrot. 🦜

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

This just goes to show how ignorant some fans are! They use OWLS, not parrots! Some people! /s

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

Harry Potter joins the navy.

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Is this real? I thought it was a joke. Is it because they don't want school kids knowing what a big school meal looks like?

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 32 points 4 hours ago

Harry Potter and the Measures of Austerity

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago

Harry Potter and the empty goblet waiting for the fire to trickle down

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 1 points 1 hour ago

The goblet is a lie

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 107 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

What just normal drinking glasses? In whimsical magic castle?

Lmao I want nothing to do with that series anymore for a variety of reasons but if this is actually a screenshot of the utterly unnecessary remakes then that is pathetic. I'm pretty sure the source material said goblets. Most meals were described as tables full of food such as the left. Not a cafeteria plate that wouldn't look out of place in a modern school. Soulless remake cashgrab I hope it flops so hard it just basically marks the end of HP in the mainstream. Nobody asked for this.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 28 points 5 hours ago

The movie producers suck so bad they can't be bothered, or don't trust themselves, to find new movies, despite more good ideas than you can shake a stick at, and instead remake already popular movies again paying obsceme amounts of money to big name actors and using flashy new computer graphics.

Hollywood has sucked my entire life, I understand many of you don't realize how true that is, but they have gotten a lot worse with consolidation, It's down to 3 or 4 studios now, 3 with each around 25%, including Paramount now. It's going to get a lot worse.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago

It used to be that remakes would be taking advantage of new technology. Like silent films remade with sound or black and white redone in color.

Now, advancements are incremental and often look worse than what we used to have. All these remakes are just studios trying to monetize their existing IP.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 108 points 6 hours ago

They need the money to eliminate all the trans people

[-] RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 hours ago

Transphobes starving misfit children is nothing new.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 hours ago

Because HP is a role model for poor children, and poor children shouldn't have the expectation of getting a feast ever. They should see the bare minimum school lunch and think it looks like a horn of plenty because US schools have been shutting down and reducing school meal programs. Real students don't get anything.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 42 points 6 hours ago

Depressing brown on grey cinematography strikes again, even with Harry Potter

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

start of term feast vs regular morning breakfast?

but also why does the newer one look like actual school meals lol😭

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 27 points 6 hours ago

but also why does the newer one look like actual school meals lol😭

Because it's on a tray, which makes no sense.

[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 16 points 6 hours ago

Makes it easier for the slaves to carry, i guess

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 21 points 5 hours ago

In the books, the slaves set the meal on "dummy" tables and the food gets teleported to the true tables

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Why did they need slaves then? Couldn’t they just teleport it all in the first place?

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 1 points 44 minutes ago

To make the food in the first place. Magic cannot make or transform food. But you can move it with magic, store it in magic containers, or add magical properties to food.

[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

No you see, its a sentient race that likes to be slaves so you need something to do for your slave race

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[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 25 points 6 hours ago

That’s not magical at all! That’s like normal school😆

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I wonder if they went out of their way to hire kids they “know” won’t grow up to be gay.

Did anyone ask for this to be remade?

[-] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

The right looks like a “choose 5 items” breakfast at a university canteen.

[-] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Tbf that pile of chicken legs does not look that appetizing...or maybe just me

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

It's traditional British food - chicken leg boiled in unsalted water.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

Not sure if joking…

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Animal Jerky; because we forgot what animal it was originally

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

We call it dry-aged!

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