Realistically, that 5k is going to Big Tech to keep the AI bubble from collapsing and taking the economy with it. I'm just not sure it's going to stop at 5k per person.
I figure, once I get my D.O.G.E. refund, tariff refund, this new dividend check, and when Soros finally gets around to paying everything he owes me, I'll be sitting pretty. So, suck it Canada. And England. And EU. And Iceland, or maybe Greenland. And Mexico. And, well, I don't know the names of anybody else's country but you, too. I'm going to buy a USA healthcare!
My trumpy uncle actually got one of these irl. “I’ve molested a kid in your name” it said. “If you act now you can help me charter a yacht” it said.
I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Good enough for Clark's boss, but somehow still not emphatic enough to describe Trump.
Also, where's cousin Eddie when you need him?
When compared to my feelings about Orange Hitler, Clark's rant feels like high praise.
Filling up the shitter.
He’s got that crazed look in his eye.
Uncle Eddie got the assignment straight off
Let's not forget the policy changes that are going to kick millions of people off their healthcare plans - changes that are scheduled to take effect after the midterms. The $5k is like a bribe to allow yourself to be stabbed.
"It's basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meeting. In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan."
Goddamn this is too real
It's the gift that keeps on giving.. eh Clark?
That $5,000 was promised to them 3,000 years ago
Right next to the tarrif checks
Hey, we need to make sure those poor Israeli's have universal healthcare and their settlers can live in their communes with free housing!
You just know a fuck load of voters will fall for it.
So why don't the Democrats counter and offer the same? Or more?
they’ll be held accountable like they always are…
Great, now I'm on yet another charity donation mailing list ....
It's a one-year membership to the Colonizer of the Month Club..
In a move the epstein class could never cognize, most of us don’t want blood money
Honestly I kind of like exotic jellies
Obligatory fuck trump though this is unrelated to him fucking over everyone again and cheating in the elections
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