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[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 55 points 5 days ago

I had a boss (got fired) who would send people on holy grail quests and once they came back with the holy grail they would say "this is not what I asked for"

Huge matching vibes from crazy eyes

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Holy grail quests is a new one for me, but I great way to describe my last VP.

They loved a good "give vague goal or directive, ignore all communication or progress reporting for months even when directly contacted, put off approving any spend until the literal last day before the goal will absolutely fail and then completly flip your shit because you don't understand or like the solution you didn't have an opinion on up until it was about to live, who then yolo some crazy last minute change that invariably shit all over months of work and spent 5-10x as much to get your ideal solution that would have been great months ago if you would have told us you had a preference and that 10x spend was on the table instead of assuming no responsibility in any way before wasting fuck tons of other peoples time just to cause needless panic that was 99% about optics and not actually successfully completing the task."

Yeah, you're phrasing is better.

[-] ulkesh@piefed.social 68 points 5 days ago

Whether it’s real or not, Kash Patel is exactly as that Twitter account describes. He’s also a moron, a pussy, and is wholly unqualified to run a blender let alone the FBI. Though I suspect he calls his blender his second home.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Don't denigrate pussy like that.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

He's a pug. He can barely breathe, give the poor animal some grace

[-] Steve@startrek.website 55 points 5 days ago
[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

It's like the opposite treatment of Charlie Kirk and his fading face 😅

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

He looks like a human version of a Muppet version of himself

[-] grissino@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

You made my day 🤣

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the FBI

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

I want this to be real. It wont change anything but, It would delight me.

[-] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 66 points 5 days ago
[-] Furbag@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago

You have two more wishes.

Listen, I'm not the guy with the wishes, but I think I speak for everyone here that one of the wishes absolutely needs to be you-know-what happens to you-know-who.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

Got it, the queen has now died of unknown causes 4 years and 5 days ago.

You now have one wish.

[-] syreus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I wish for the person reading this comment to find happiness.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don't want to go on the cart

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Do you mean that Trump needs to die? Because yes

Take 2 of my wishes and do it

[-] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago

A whole lot more than that needs to happen. You-know-who is simply a symptom of a much larger disease. His death won't mean jack shit outside of boosting morale.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago
[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 25 points 5 days ago

Why is the FBI concerned about replying to anything on shitter anyway?

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Propaganda works very, very well. Especially monetized and ownee by the propagandists. And the greater the scale, the better it works. If you can sway 0.1% of the US population, you have swayed 300 000 people.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

How does he look in his underwear?

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

No, he's a pug. Pugs do not have "cum gutters"

[-] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Look bad, be accurate, we quibble over semantics. Do it.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

How/why/who released this?

Since it’s getting pretty popular, I wonder if he asked for an update yet.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Abusing tax money cannot be worth worldwide dipshit attention

this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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