More accurate would be:
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."
It's still not lupus
SPACE LUPUS
10/10 would watch…
waves medical tricorder lazily over patient
"This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."
Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.
"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?"
"No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."
"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"
The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.
If they can program the sensation of drunk into a hologram, why not?
Adds character.
Ah, Starfleet Academy.
Sexual harassment is okay if a woman does it.
Mistakes were made. Par for the course for every series.
the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.
your medical emergency is irrelevant
Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.
Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly
lupus
And for some reason he keeps replicating more socks
Doc Im hallucinating, I see furry creatures on my chocolate bar, it's Tribbley Toblerone
Peak. Great editing, too, even if it's AI.
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