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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago

In the photo, he's sitting by himself across from a timer-operated camera. This is a reference to the fact that he has no friends.

Imagine having a bio.

No one cares about your stupid fucking bio.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago

But where will I put the link to where you can buy pictures of my feet?

[-] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

Fuck, you got me

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 14 points 5 days ago

I care about your stupid fucking bio ❤️

[-] Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

But where will you declare how amazing corvids are if not in your bio?

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 5 days ago

Expected this to be your bio

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 days ago

My bios/similar are either empty or whatever I put there as a teen... Except for one where I put "Green Is My Pepper", I should use that more.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

It's a reference to a glorious image, not sure if it's real, but it's been around for a while:

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 5 days ago

I wanna be a cool kid too!

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Not today, check back in a week when we are less busy.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 5 days ago

pouts in the corner

[-] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago

Can't see them in Voyager. But I write myself nice little notes next to their username about how they act around polite strangers

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Predicts their own posts are shit

"I win haha"

I too can "beat" a grandmaster in chess if they're playing to win and I'm playing to lose

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

More like, if you are petty enough to dive into someones history rather than judge what was written...they do have a point. You are exiting the scope of a comment, thus yielding current discussion and try to find a point of critique in the bigger picture. Kinda sad.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Usually I'm there to block them. I also think it's "sad" that you're suggesting holding someone accountable by checking what they've written in the past and how it compares to what they're currently saying isn't valid, as if there is no obligation to have consistent beliefs. If you're just there to find the one time they said something cringe and dunk on them for it, sure, that is stupid; but the concept of checking someone's history isn't.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am too used to people confusing discussing what is presented with looking for any way to invalidate what was written. Even the biggest, nastiest troll can have a point, and not being able to refute it is not a reason to try and instead go the way of "yeah, you are nasty in other posts so you must be trolling" or similiar.

But yeah, I admit, didn't think about entering profile just to block someone.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Your view is correct, and all too uncommon.

[-] Stolas@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

I read replies but I don't always respond.

Sometimes I have nothing else to add, and sometimes you can tell someone is looking for an argument. I've had someone outright threaten me here already in a reply and obviously I'm just not going to engage with aggressive people like that.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago

The fuck you just said? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, don't you turn your back on me

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 5 days ago
[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Me either. Maybe we should? Sounds like there's entertainment to be found there.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Wtf is a bio? Why would I want to know any of you.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 days ago

They won't need replies? They don't need justification for bans then.

[-] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

"Pay attention to me or you're banned" is... a take.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 days ago

I look at it from the opposite view. What user is going to say that and not be a problem in the community?

[-] bleustenns@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Smells like this post is about you in here.

[-] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 6 points 5 days ago

I feel more like Joseph joestar. I have predicted next 5 steps of people that just repeat themselves, do I just feel corny.

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