God, cops are obsessed with posing with anything they seize in bulk. Are the posing officers the ones involved? Who the fuck knows?!

But, let's take everything at face value. ~~$1000~~ $1700 "worth" of toilet paper... taken off the streets. Y'know, for safety. Like with drugs. This major bust apparently required 9 police officers, and, for some reason, a K9.

Let's be generous and assume that this department assigns 2 ~~pigs~~ ~~bastards~~ cops to a cruiser, and let's be considerate and assume that it took them only an hour to perform this sting and collect their Bounty. Let's also assume that they managed to only burn 1 gallon of gasoline per vehicle. Finally, I think that it's safe to assume that it took about two hours to get back to the station, decompress, tickle each other's assholes over what a good police job they did, fill out their passive language paperwork, stack the TP, take this picture posting like they just got Osama Bin Laden, and then make a couple of racist jokes.

According to ZipRecruiter, the average Plainfield, IL hourly wage is around $30/hr. According to Gas Buddy, gas prices are around $5/gallon. So, to protect their streets from, probably, $400 worth of toilet paper, it likely cost the city $925, plus whatever the hourly cost is to make sure a police dog doesn't get desensitized to black people.

But thank goodness Plainfield PD was there to prove that you can also use assholes to clean up toilet paper. Fucking ass-wipes.

Cops are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog.

According to police, the estimated street value was $1,708.66.

Once again, they're inflating their numbers by extrapolating the street price for a single use against what's clearly a distributor quantity. They're probably also adding the weight of the pallets into the net total.

When I first saw the picture I thought this was a satirical article about a "bust", and I laughed.

Then I saw it was an actual "bust" and now I don't know if this is serious or a failed attempt at a joke.

Good job, boys. You foiled the nefarious plans of those high schoolers. Really earning that salary.

They're posing with the shit paper as if it were a pile of cocaine 🤣 I hope America the beautiful was blaring while this photoshoot went on.

Did anyone make sure they didn't touch the children?

Should take revenge on them by breaking into the station and stealing all their toilet seats. The police will then drop the investigation, as they've got nothing to go on.

Doesn't really seem like the best use of law enforcement funds. Guess it's better than shooting minorities, ar least.

Here's what it looks like when fun is allowed lol

Assuming the serious drug bust pose around toilet paper is meant to be a joke - that’s pretty funny.

Thank goodness those monsters were stopped, right??

This reminds me of the Uvalde SWAT team photo where those pussy cops were playing pretend soldiers.

Now those kids will have to rebel in a safer way, like drugs.

Oh my gosh there was a notorious period in HS with TPing and revenge TPing. The rich kid car dealer Dad got hit and MAN did they overreact and get pissed.

Their nanny was there at the time and felt threatened. A stuffed a tailpipe caused damage. All sorts of exaggerating lies. Oh man, it was the best.

I hope the high schoolers don't keep trying to do this kind of thing. They might fall afoul of the three wipes law!

Funbusters Inc strikes again.

It's wild to me that they posed. Not that they stopped that, or that there's a news story about it. But that they posed.

You know more than a few of those rolls are going to mysteriously go missing from the evidence locker. smh

The photo with the pallet of toilet paper is, admittedly, hilarious.

They're ready to take your shit!

What I would give for a good hijink...

Wow, good work. Very cool and useful.